lunaobliviate7:

I just think Hermione would be really damn proud of Emma right now. 

"Eiskalt bedeutet nicht gleich arrogant.”
— (via w-ichsfrosch)

sad-disposition:

fuck the sad out of me

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

"Ich will mit dir nachts am See sitzen und übers Leben reden.”
— (via innere-unruhe)

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

"I know. I’m very hard to talk to. I realize that.”
The Catcher in the Rye  (via amphetaminecoffee)

arthetic:

*hates everyone but wants friends*

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